Hey Dogfish,
Since no one posted a joke for you I will. Will probably get flamed from some people but what the heck.

Secretary of State Powell and Secretary of Defense Rumsfield were sitting in a bar outside the Nation's Capital. A regular customer walked in, ordered a drink, and then noticing the two officials sitting at the end of the bar asked the barman, "Say ,isn't that Powell and Rumfield?" The barkeep replied,"yep that's them."

A few drinks the man walked over to the two and said, "Excuse me, but what are you guys doing here?"

Rumsfield replied,"We're planning World War III."

The man said, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Colin Powell said, "Well we're going to kill 10 million Arabs and one bicycle repairman."

"What?" the man exclaimed. "Why are you going to kill a bicycle repairman?"

Rumsfield turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would give a [Bleeeeep!] about the 10 million Arabs."