An old miner had been prospecting in the mountains for quite some time. He decided to leave for a little R&R, and what should he see - a shepherd and a flock of sheep. Well, thinking that "Any port in the storm," he asked the shepherd if he might partake in the some earthy pleasure with one of the sheep. The shepherd said "Go ahead." During the miner's escapade, the shepherd started laughing uncontrollably. When the miner finished, he asked the shepherd what brought on the laughter. The shepherd replied: "You picked the ugliest one in the flock!"

John
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When snow melts, where does the white go?
I have to grow old, but I don't have to grow up.