Article In Fact Finders Magazine. 2-17-2002 In what can only be described as the next Enron of the fishing world. A major player in NW fishinfg circles, has been arrested in Bellingham Wa, a sleepy town in northern washington state better known for its uhhhhhh being known, than a center of fishing controversy. It has been determined, and verified after endless hours of fact finding investigators have been seen scouring the city in search of answers, to the questions the world wants to know. Who the Flock is this poacher,and who is his lookout??? An inmate in the Bellingham jail was the tipster who has answered the question the world is asking. A jail spokesman speaking only after we agreed to protect his name for fear of the consequences that could haunt him forever. Sgt.Steve wilson a 3 year veteran of the jail staff and long time snitch of the community, who resides at 2351west 45 street bellinham and his home number is 360-9845-6534. He drives a pinto with a bumbersticker that reads I BRAKE FOR A NATE.. Mr Wilson overheard 2 inmates in the shower making small talk he states without a dought the following words were spoken in the privacy of the shower area. The inmate who seemend to be the submissive one was heard saying oh Tony D why, why, why, your article is still 3 weeks away you could of just snagged one out of the seals mouth like last weeks. the cute goofy inmate replied Oh DAN S is that a trout in your undies or you just happy to be in the shower area of the bellingham jail. A silence was heard throughout the fishing community. You could hear a bar of soap hit the floor. Yes folks the ugly truth has been spoken the fishing world has been turned over on all fours to take in the salty information that has just shocked one or two people. A spokesperson for Tony D, and Dan S, was able to release this information a short time ago. If the condom dont fit, forget the lube, and just use spit....... This Article is a well intended jke to get a laugh in a tense time on the board. No harm was intended and I hope you all maybe crack a smile, Dan s just a little response to the FACT remark in your last post. LETS MOVE ON MY FRIEND LIFE IS TO SHORT.. ENJOY YOUR DAY. TONY D JUST KIDDING YOUR A GREAT WRITER I ENJOY YOUR WORK THANKS..