OK, I'll play...

First off, place a banana up on the bow. Drives some people insane. May I say we caught a zillion salmon this fall with bananas in the boat! Rub banana all over your plugs, spinners and spoons, too. Harharharhar....

Second, I have to have a chocolate Charlston Chew. Can't catch anything without it.

Then we must always follow The Rules. The Rules have been in place for many years, since the 70's. Upon landing a steelhead or salmon, all must stop casting and partake. I'll let your imaginations fly on that one. To not participate, or not observe The Rules means bad luck of Biblical proportions.

Other than that, always use a Lamiglas and you'll be fine....

N'yuk, N'yuk...

Bill.