A difference you can TASTE!


This man walks into the patent office, places an
apple on the desk and says, "I want to patent
this apple."

The patent officer informs him that he can't
get a patent on an apple. The gent says, "Taste
it."

The officer tastes it and with mild surprise
states, "It tastes like an orange. Unfortunately,
it still can't be patented."

Not willing to give up yet, the man asks him to
turn it around and taste the other side. The
patent officer turns it around and takes a bite
out of the other side.

Slightly more surprised he exclaims, "It tastes
like a lemon. But I'm sorry, it's just not
original enough. Maybe if it tasted like pussy...."

So the man walks out somewhat dejected.

About the same time the next year he walks in
to the patent office again and sets another
apple on the desk. He exclaims, "I did it!
Taste this apple."

The patent officer takes a bite out of the apple
and immediately spits it out screaming, "This
apple tastes like ****!"

The inventor says, "No, turn it around."