A man walked out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a
key in his hand. A street cop approaches him. "Can I help
you, sir?" said the cop.

"Yesssh! Ssssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replied.

The policeman asked, "Where was the car the last time you
saw it?"

"It wassss at the end of thisss key." the man replied.

About that time, the officer looked down to see that the
man's "thing" was hanging out. He asked the man, "Sir, are
you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

The man looked down woefully and without missing a beat,
moans, "Oh, God. They got my girlfriend too!"