Let's see:

1) Plumbing emergency - overflowing toilet/septic tank, have to be home for the plumber.

2) Chest pains that the doctor hasn't been able to explain

3) This rash that the doctor hasn't been able to explain

4) The IRS has some questions, and my accountant wants to discuss this with me and my lawyer first.

5) My hamster is depressed and needs company.

6) Child was busted for running an internet scam, need to confer with lawyers.

7) President Bush called, my country needs me (to fish and stimulate the economy)

8) School conference, child needs help, had to confer with several teachers, and not all were available on the same day.

9) Truck broke down.

10) Boss, don't you want to go fishing?

Best I can do.
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