Explosive diarrhea is always a good excuse because your boss won't be asking questions about it. That's what you want is an excuse that they won't ask questions about. The one with getting minor surgery on the roids is good too. The only problem is you might have to take a donut with you to work for a few days. I think RT has one that he will loan you :p laugh .

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