You forgot the broke down truck!!!!
Country sucks !!!!!!

I remember once when I was on the road playing music they asked us at a fine establishment that we were about to play if we played both kinds of music, country and western? well we just laughed and rocked there asses off that night and made alot of new friends. Rednecks are just fine as long as you have alot of booze for them so they loose track of there little country girlfriends.
Peace Superfly