Morris, the not-so-swift **redneck**, walked into a bar and ordered a
beer. The bartender looked at Morris and said, "Have you seen
Eileen?"

Morris was really confused and asked, "Eileen who?"

The bartender replied, "I lean over and you kiss my butt."

Well, Morris was offended by this and walked out the door and into
the bar across the street.

So he sat down and ordered a beer. While he was drinking his beer he
told the bartender what the other bartender said to him.

The bartender then told him, "You know what you should do? You should
go back over there and ask him if he has seen Ben, and when he says
Ben who, you say I bend over and you kiss my butt."

So Morris went back across the street and asked the bartender if he
had seen Ben.

The Bartender said, "Yep, He just went out the door with Eileen."

So Morris asked, "Eileen who?"

Worlds biggest contradiction in terms??? "Good country music" :p :p