Can you tell who I am rooting for?

How do you neuter a Cougar?
Kick his sister in the jaw!

What do Cougar Football players always get on their final exams?
Drool.

What do you call a cougar golfing with an IQ of 120?
A foursome!

Why are a tornado and a cougar divorce similiar?
You know someone is going to lose a trailer!

What does a Cougar say to a Husky at MacDonald's?
"May I take your order, sir?"

What's the biggest lie told in Pullman?
"I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

What's the number one pickup line used for picking up WAZZU chicks?
"Hey, nice tooth!"

What do Cougar cheerleaders and Cougar quarterbacks have in common?
They're always on their backs.

How do you keep cougars out of your yard?
Put up goalposts.

What has 20 legs and 3 teeth?
The first row of fans at Martin Stadium.



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SkyGuy
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You know something bad is going to happen when you hear..."Hey, hold my beer and watch this"