It looks like the preacher here is for real and not the troll I thought him to be.

Churchy, Take my advice and stick to talking about fishing on fishing forums and when you prothelytize about God, talk about Her with your congregation or on Religion-oriented websites. I don't visit this place to get lectures on spirituality, and I don't think anyone else does, either. Look at it this way: If none of us Anglin' Heathen make it past the pearly gates, that just means more fish up there for you. No skin off your balls.