Sol: here are a few more for ya:

If you ever asked your wife for permission to go fishing.

If you are to PC to call PMS Mad COw Disease.

If you wont go fishing on Valentines Day, her birthday, your anniversary or when her mother's visiting.

If you were ever flipped off and didn't respond in kind.

If you think fly fishermen are somehow superior to gear fishermen

If you own a French poodle or any other dog that pisses when spoken to harshly.