Dip$hit desserts...

1. You don't chew tobacco when you fish, and if you do, it comes in a cute little tea bags. Even worse, you cry if your buddy spits chew on the bottom of your drift boat.

2. Egg goo makes you scared...you don't like stains on your fishing hat.

3. You sit on a towel in your truck if you have your waders on and are travelling to a new fishing spot.

4. Your dog wears a sweater.

5. You don't fish when it's "too cold out"...or "too rainy"...even if the river's in good shape.

6. You need more than 30 minutes from the time you decide to go fishing to have four days worth of camping gear, food, fishing gear, and clothes in your truck, with the boat hitched up and the motor warming.

Fish on...

Todd