Seat belt laws are a fuc%ing crock of shi%, just like everything else in this bull**** country. It's illegal not to wear a seat belt, but it's legal to drive a GeoMetro or MiniCooper? That's like jumping off the Space Needle wearing a football helmet and pads. And if the queer fuc%er driving around in a MiniCooper with his belt on ain't really safe, why ticket the guy bulldozing down the road in his F-250 for not wearng a seatbelt?

It's all bull****. Everything.