Then ticket him for speeding.

In my experience the overly cautious aprehensive drivers are a bigger danger than the guy who knows where he going and wants to get there quickly. How many old nags have you seen wait forever for an opening in traffic big enough that they're comfortable to pull out in, only to get flustered and pull out in front of someone with little or no reaction time.

Nice troll, Aunty. But I ain't bitin'.