Subject: Kitty Kitty
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said.
A little girl raised her hand. “I had a kitty-cat that stuttered,”
she volunteered.
The teacher knowing how precious some of these stories could
be, asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Husky that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it,
He jumped over the fence into our yard.
“That must have been scary,” said the teacher.
“It sure was,” said the little girl. “My kitty went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff,’…..
……and before she could say luck the Husky ate her.”