It's not illegal to sit at your desk and spank your monkey and jizz all over the magazine on your desk either.

But if your party leadership caught you doing it, they sure as hell ought to ask for your resignation.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames