Downriggin and dave been tellin blackmouth secrets for eons
Got email from dudes that are peons
Now they're on a beach in Hawaii
Catchin marlin and mahi mahi
But soon'll be busting North Koreans
beer

I fish with this dude named Rick
He's from Snohomish and is kind of a hick
He goes by the moniker Crazy
I catch all the fish but his memory is hazy
And after reading this he'll call me a dick
laugh

Hey this is fun