There once was a guide named Bob
Full time guiding people fishing, his job
His fishing time is often spent
With a guy named Kent
Who sells tackle and rods for a job

He found a girl in Alaska named Corey
Who listened to all his BS fish stories
She set the hook in his jaw , it did sting
He got off his A*s and bought her the ring
When will kids be the next part of the story

He headed North last Summer with fever
To fish with the boys from Team Keebler
Many fish he tried to deliver
While chunks of his body fell in to the river
Then the crackers turned him in to a fish crackin believer

So here's how the story will end
Many fishermen will call him their friend
Amidst all of the Malarkey
He's still friends with Sparkey
Whose pole has a permanent bend