As I sat last night night enjoying a nice bottle of Beaujolais, eating 'Freedom' fries (dipped in some 'Freedom's' yellow mustard', 'freedom' kissing my girlfriend (who was wearing a 'freedom' maid outfit I'll add) and studying an atlas of 'Freedom Guyana' the thought occurred to me that the French would be well advised to respond in some way to those petulant americans who are no doubt causing irrevocable damage to the French economy...

As a result I emailed my suggestion directly to Jacques Chirac.....

'Idiot Cheese'