Judge Boldt's ruling on road crossings:

Sport and commercial chickens are entitled to 50% of the crossings, Native chickens are entitled to the other 50%.

Of course the sport chickens will have to purchase a crossing license and punch cards to record where and when they cross. They'll make up a big thick reg book with special rules for westside roads and eastside roads and impose crossing seasons.

Penalty for illegal crossing - loss of license and drumsticks.