When the chicken reported the road crossing to the members of his favorite bulletin board, he was saddened to find out he in fact had actually crossed the road wrong. He was told countless times the correct way to cross the road, and called an idoit for crossing in an inappropriate manner in the first place..... Eventually a poll was started to see how many people thought the chicken was stupid for the method he used to cross the road. The thread was shortly thereafter locked by the moderators in an effort to save the chicken from any further roasting...

Sorry, I couldn't resist