ten of my favorites:

1. Barbless hooks; "I would never have lost that fish if i wasn't for these blasted barbless hooks!"

2. Beginners Luck; Not that beginners don't have it, but that experts don't need it.

3. Kings are on the bottom and at least 100' down, silvers are on top and not deeper than 60'.

4. Humpies only hit pink.

5. Dogfish only hit bait.

6. Steelhead won't take a dry fly.

7. Steelhead won't bite when livestock are resting and chewing their cud. (for real)

8. I don't need no stinking life jacket.

9. It's no problem, you can hitch a ride from Leyendecker's back to the Hatchery easy. (any turnaround applies)

10. And my all time favorite:
the "Black Box"