Hey!!!! That's not nice!!! Even though he might be, we're not all clueless.

Now that I have that out of the way, I'd like to relpy to "salmon don't bite in the river" That's a load of BS. I have witnessed salmon chase down spinners and spoons and smack them. I've caught a king while reeling in eggs for the next cast, that was a surprise! I've also had salmon strike at a dry fly on the surface. If you don't know what that is, it is a fly that floats on the top of the water. How did I floss that one? I'd recremend either creating a new name or leaving this site. My .02 cents.