The problem is that the dang crackers just dont have the patience to actually learn how to fricking fish. There all for instant gratification and notorioty. River fish dont bite? what planet are you from? Hell, they even bite in small creeks but if your not in to crawlin in the mud to stay out of site it aint ever going to happen for you! Oh whats that? You say you do stay out of sight? Well it aint going to happen for you anyways. Fish dont hit buzzbombs after you plop it on there head or corkies and yarn with five inches of pencil lead in a small slow moving river or creek.

If you really want to catch some fish find a hole that has a log crossing over it and walk out there wearing your hunter orange rain jacket then plop your buzzbomb repeatedly on top of the fish that are left. When that doesnt work real your buzzbomb up to the end of your rod and shove it into the log jam to get the fish back out in the open or get lucky and hook one right in the root ball and drag it out with your twenty five pound test!