Just for fun, I'd like to hear what others consider getting old means... For example.. you know you're getting old when you're out in the wilds and have to relieve yourself, and you can't p*** far enough to keep it from splattering on your feet! Or how about when you start to get dressed in the morning, and when you go to put on your underwear, you can't tell the leg hole from the waistband? Well I guess that really only applies to anyone who wears briefs, and is getting fat, but I think you all get the idea....Any other observations?