You know you are getting old when...

..your cataract prescription isn't a lie.

...you finally figure out how daylight savings time works.

...you can't smoke two packs of cigs, drink a fifth of whiskey and be up at first light in the summertime like you used to....

...when YOU are the one turning down the stereo on the way to the put-in...

...when your hands lock permanently in the 'rowing' position...