Right on Gutz!

I saw a guy on the river that was really in the spirit of Christmas. He decorated the tree accross from him with lots of pretty orange and pink corkies and some shiny new spoons!

Christmas is a strange season.
We sing songs in front of dead trees
and eat candy out of our socks.
- John Wagner

I stopped believing in Santa Claus
when I was six. Mother took me to
see him in a department store and
he asked for my autograph.
- Shirley Temple