Homer - What I heared is that them tarheels up river caught them one sorry rebel what was rootin' in da river and they hog-tied him and made him squeal like a sow for bringing all that heat from da flat landers up der.

Heared dey rolled him in spruce pitch an den in da feathers from one a dem fish vultures and stretched his neck like a shypoke so's he won't be rootin' roun' like a hog no more.

Also heared da fish is all dead now so's the flat landers gots ta find elsewhere's ta fish.