You gotta be kiddin us homer.

Da state passed e buck? They been moonin'? Me thinks they been passin some o' dat up river shine dat them county boys get so fond of. They be staggerin' wit da persecution.

That's why dem fish be all gone. Dadburned flatlanders runnin' all roun' wit dem cameras scared dem good ol' boys into dumpin' all dat fine raw squeezins in da river.

Kilt half da fish and da other half done got so tipsy dey just slid on back to Lyman where da bonkers gots'm all put up for eatin's.