Ok, I'll bite (fish on!),

Bush is great on gun rights. His environmental record? From increased logging quotas on public land to more water for agriculture and power at the expense of fish runs to lumping wild fish and hatchery animals as one big school to allowing polluting industries to skip expensive upgrades of their spewing systems...and lastly, oh yeah...let's get those job bases overseas where they'll do the most good for that country's environment.

What's not to like?