There are a few questions missing,

Have you ever looked at your bank account and figured that you really don't need to pay the power bill because the bogie is in shape? And come back to find the power is out?

Or..........

Has the trade in value of your truck been deminished because of the empty sand shrimp containers, egg goo on the steering wheel and a stuck tape in the radio of the Charley Daniels band?

{ Yes both have happened to me}