My daughter told me this one.... it's pretty funny.

Three schoolboys were bragging to each other about their father's occupations.

Johnny: My daddy's a a firefighter. \:D

Mark: Oh yeah, my daddy's a soldier.

Tyler: Hah! :rolleyes: My daddy's a lawyer!

Johnny and Mark: WOW... honest!?

Tyler: Nah... just the regular kind. :p


(Sorry Todd, just couldn't resist)
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