A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in

Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got

to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry, it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down

the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam

responded, "Why, yes, sir, this IS a Union House."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls

get?"

"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00."

"That's more like it!!" the Teamster said. He handed the Madam

$100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive

blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then pointing to an

85-year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."