Hilarious.

You write that yourself (There's a first time for everything, apparently)? If so, let me be the first to say that trying to make a french word even 'frencher' by adding 'le' is the epitome of stupid.

That joke wouldn't even fly in carrot tops set...I wonder what kind of prop he'd use?

As far as musical obscurity goes smart guy, the lyrics I quoted are from a song that was number one for several weeks in 1981. That you fail to recognize them is the point of even putting them up in the first place. I don't expect you to get it, its only for those that catch the reference. Every one else is supposed to go 'Huh, what?'...looks like it worked.

I'll bet you hate Dennis Miller, too. Always throwing obscure references out there forcing your pea brain to actually work instead of writing another dick joke. I'll bet you think dick jokes are hiolarious.

Doesn't it follow that if someone is dead, they are a has been? You couldn't successfully argue your way out of a moistened Kleenex, no less argue comedy or music with a true fan. Why the F would you even want to bother except for an excuse to call me a douche bag?

In the end you'll only look like even more of an ass, if that's even possible. I have a whole littany of names I've been saving in reserve for you Elvis....They're listed from least to most vulgar. I wonder how far down that list I'd have to get before you tattle taled like a baby?