OK Aunty, I've worked out a plan.

I'll look you guys up and start some small talk.

Then, I'll casually glance out on the water.

Suddenly, I'll point and say "Hey, Isn't that John Kerry's swift Boat?"

While Caveman is looking for JK and crew, I'll toss you the jerky. You quickly hide it.

Then I can say "No, I guess it was just Jay Leno."
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Thanks,

Fisherdan