Krusty, you'll go to Hell for lieing.

BW - the interpretation of the Bible thing; Elvis just throws that around a lot in his endeavor to sound educated. The science is actually "hermeneutics" and pertains to all historical text. If you simply do a search on "interpreting the Bible" you'll get a different version and methodolgy from every sectarian whacko out there. His constant claim that there are "prescribed rules" is full of chyt. But then it is Elvis after all.