Rory,

And if it doesn't, what's the loss? Really? Weigh an intangible, imaginary benefit against a slew of tangible booze, women, and other racous living.

Aunty,

You go, gal! Meet ya' at the church of the unholy pagans along a pristine river amid old growth forest. Oh, and with a mountain backdrop.

Sincerely,

Salmo g.