1)If you trash-talk about your great steelheading prowess from Blue creek but get schooled twice on the Nooch by myself and your 10 year old son, you may be a cracker!

2)If you buy pre-tied leaders, you may be a cracker!

3)If you cannot back a trailer straight, you may be a cracker!

4)If you litter, you are a cracker among other things!

5)If you use a mitre box to cut your herring, you may be a cracker!

6)If you use the auto settings and/or fish symbols on your fishfinder, you may be a cracker!

7)If you have to follow guides or charter boats to find fish, you may be a cracker!

8)If your choices of where to fish this weekend come down to Blue creek, Reiter, Tokul, Hoodsport or the Quil, you may be a cracker!

9)If you have to harpoon halibut under 60lbs. you may be a cracker!

10)If you have to shoot any halibut, you may be a cracker!

11)If you have to kill a big halibut so that you can have a hero shot taken with it to show all your other cracker buddies, you may be a cracker!

12)If you carry a tackle box with you while bank fishing a river, you may be a cracker!