If you look like Larry The Cable Guy with a tackle box and 5 foot rod, you definetly are a cracker.

I think everybody has a little cracker in em!

-I cant back a trailer for sh**
-I could be perseived as a Bellevue maggot on the Sauk two times a year when i dust off the fly rod for casting practice :p
- Trying to roast the tires on my truck after being corked on the river
- Climbing up a tree to retrieve somebodys snagged jig only to fall on your a** and break your rod
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"I have a fair idea of what to expect from the river, and usually, because I fish it that way, the river gives me approximately what I expect of it. But sooner or later something always comes up to change the set of my ways..."
- Roderick Haig-Brown