Hey, Parker, I am organizing a Snoopy Rod Classic to be held up at the Ranch. Bank fishing only and the last person downstream has to be in sight of the first person upstream. You can leapfrog, cork eachother, tangle lines or whatever, just can't physically touch other people or other people's gear while fighting fish. You can ambush with bottle rockets from the bushes and carry squirt guns to keep your space. Going to be a complete and hillarious cluster****. My attorney told me how to "bend the rules" so it will not be considered a fishing contest There will be a trophy and a top $$$ callgirl for first place. I will have a spodee and a keg or two. I am going to participate but not compete.....just act as a referee. Help me get the guest list started.

BTW, "Parker's" hole is no more. It's totally and completely changed up there. Going to have to get you up there to pick your new "Parker's Hole". Just don't leave any rigs on the bank or you know what