Well, before we were married, my wife and I, and another buddy and his wife hiked into a small lake and were fishing for trout and bass. My wife put a 4" plastic grub through the eyelid of my friends wife's eye and pinned that eyelid open, up against the top of her eye socket, right at the eyebrow when the chick walked behind her I was sick looking. I tried to unhook it but kept almost puking in the process. We had to walk the trail out like that, and she looked pretty funny going to the ER with that grub hangin from her eye. Nasty.