So far I think I like iso chrome's best, but I suspect this thread is still in its infancy.

I've done innumerable stupid things on the river, and luckily I've selectively deleted most of them so that I still occasionally like to hang out with myself. The best non-deleted one that comes to mind (similar to one of the ones above) would be pulling an all-nighter after med school exams to drive to this killer zipperlip stream that I'd heard was on fire. After the 5 hour drive I pull on my waders only to realize I got no boots. Wading wet was not an option so I drove my sorry a$$ home like the biggest loser on the planet,

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