True story. Wanted to drift fish a particular run on the Clearwater. Very shallow and rocky near the shore so we get about 3 feet out, drop anchor and climb outa the boat. Start fishing down the run from the bank. Jet boat comes by and leaves a big wake. Rollers start breaking on shore. Happen to look up stream and notice that drift boat is now 20 feet off the bank and floating away... Did not let out enough rope... Freak out as its picking up speed and floating away.. start casting slinkies and corkies at boat to hook it. Get it hooked an 4 th try and are actually able to get it pulled back to where we could grab it with 12 pound test with two rods pulling on it.

Worse yet. Taking some guy you really don't know from your wifes office steelhead fishing because she wants you too. Half way throught the float starts talking girls and tells you several times how hot he thinks your wife is, and goes into great detail telling you "why" he thinks that. Must resist urge to kick him the the back of the head from the rowing seat.. Tell him that his wife is kinda gross, but may have looked better a long time ago. Somehow your wife gets all pissed because she hears that I said this guys wife is "gross" without hearing the rest of the story