My standard reply is " Damn, I knew this hot little blond chick once a long time ago. She would do it anywhere anytime. She never rode my ass and never got all emotional about meaningless B.S. I really dug that girl. I wonder what ever happened to her. She was the best "

Game over for Brent

Usually after one of those deep question and answer sessions, she will get into that " I'm awful to you, you deserve someone better.. yada yada yada ' maybe shed a tear or two. All the while I lay there thinking " how can I turn this bus around and get sex out of this deal ".

If men are pigs I'm a 800 lb hog.