I found that in my experiences with women, it usually goes like this.......

1-2 drinks: Happy and horny.
3-4 drinks: Silly and horny for any other guy in the bar.
5-6 drinks: Pissed off and thinks she's Mike Tyson. Nothing like driving home and ducking punches from the old lady.
6+ drinks: Psycho. Call 911. Hide the guns. Apologize to the neighbors the next day.
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Bless our troops.