I own a S&W 9mm semi-auto, and although I only shoot it on occation, I can pop the clip out and reload it in about two seconds. Those kids were screwed bigtime.

Parrot? I hate that fuc%ing bird. I came home the other day, wife and kids were gone and the parrot was loose in the house eating a deck of cards on the living room coffee table. I can't get the thing to "step up" on my finger without it biting me so I left it to do it's thing while I sat down with my lunch on the coutch to eat.

It looked at me eating, hopped off the coffee table and over to my foot and tried to step up on my foot to walk up my leg and eat some of my lunch. I wouldn't let it so the fuc%er bit my big toe.