OK...how's this....
Pine Lake boat launch....
Substitue INFLATABLE 12 footer for 7k DB.
Picture a guy using a hand pump to inflate said boat while an impatient 3 yr old tries his best to damage equipment before we get started.
Did I mention 3 yr old is in week 2 of potty training?
Yeah, good times....

In reality, I am so lucky and proud to have a 3 yr old that thinks his dad is cool and smart and fun to do things with.
I am looking forward to it.
Say hello to the 12' inflatable fishhunter with Jack and I in it... and throw me a beer.
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