I'll need a headcount in order to figure out the carpool/shuttle situation, the amount of food, and definitly the amount of margarita mix and tequila.

Your girls scared off my nurses. "I'm not going to be on the same boat with those girls. Those girls will make me look old and ugly."

I forgot to put the brain filter back in and these words just slipped right out, "Not if your making out with them".

"What?! No, I don't think so."

Dammit.